Do you want to work in magic the gathering as an illustratoor?

 I am thinking about it. I think that is the epitome of illustration success.

Am I interested in getting a gig?

I think so.

But you must be skilled first, and then you must know the right people.

We will get to that skill level.

And I know one person.  The right person.

His name is Jesus Christ.

If Jesus Christ is willing, no satanic liberal can stop me from getting a gig.

Let me see.